Victoria's secret is that she is borderline anorexic.
Being married with children is not all it's cracked up to be...staying single is not promoted half enough.
Good wine is better than mediocre sex.
Cats are not smarter than dogs, they just don't care as much.
Dogs are not smarter than cats, they just care too much.
If you doubt that global warming is a fact, ask the polar bears.
And...as ever and always..QUESTION AUTHORITY!
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